Yep! Things was grand and the sexes were
happy....but then, things began to go
WORNG!

Mr. Hefner hadda go fekk it all up!
Making men think, being a man meant a whole
bollocksie bunch of stuff, that was all
marketing B.S. - like being a woman meant
you hadda be 75% silicone and so made up, it looked
like Earl Shives had worked on them.
(stay away from open flames!)

And the Beer companies convinced men that
the right beer was also needed to make
them the Manly Man they thought they were.

I mean, let's face it, when Mr.MaGoo can hawk beer....well, Damn!

SO, while men were out being Manly Men,
chasing inflatable boobies and thinking they
all were Austin Powers, the ladies held down
the fort and tried to hang in there.