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The NEW Church! |
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Jesus wants you to be happy He is concerned that you are, and so are we. So we have taken great pains to ensure you are not made to suffer the normal imagry of what used to be. Jesus knows you did not crucify him, those others did. Let them feel guilty about it.....don't worry, be happy! |
| We are multi-faith friendly God's house is open to all so we are not selfish bastards with saints statues all over. Instead we use positive light imagery designed to make Church a warm and happy place. *if and when we are forced to have images of some saint present, to shut up the rosary- beaters, we make sure they are in the back where you'll never notice them. |
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Our MZ Religious Education 'P'erson director is a 'P'erson firmly rooted in the needs of faith as it relates to the modern world of 'P'ersonkind. |
| 'P'she has truly helped our community in understanding how the Bible and the Church have undermined the 'P'spiritual needs of 'P'women and ass-ists heavily with inclusive liturgical reform. |
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Bert the Turtle Knows what to do when the Pope sends down an edict that makes us un-happy! Don't worry, that is Rome. We are church (here). |
| Hell/Sin/Sin/Sin were met-a-fores and myths used by old and male-dominating writers so long ago that we now can tell the Bible is really God's version of a Grimm's Fable, and it is full of happy stories too. We make sure you get to hear what you need to make you fell good about you. |
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*sigh* Yes...we still have some of them but we don't allow them to breed or gather in large numbers and rest assured we are slowly thinning their herds :) |
| As our faith-community grows we plan to erect petting zoos for them. Penny peanut dispensers will be on hand to feed them :) |
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We MAKE sure YOU know God understands life is hard,but, 'P''S'he has shared 'P'her insights for you to have a positive life experience! |
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So come on in |
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