WELCOME
TO THE
DAYCARE OF THE LIVING DEAD
-HOMEPAGE-
Located directly next to the CeeUsoon Cemetary,
we provide same day service in the event your little
rug-rat becomes a "returner".

Our admissions staff are on call 24 hours a day
for your convenience, and walk-ins are always welcome.

So too are "walk-aways".

We offer the finest in security fencing to ensure
the retention of our lil' charges, and, safety
for the general population.

For phone admission or general questions please call
1-800-STIFFIE

Now, please feel free to learn more about our fine
founders and staff, and, to view some of our
current attendee photos~

GRAMPERS BATES:
Aka: Head Master Bates
Our founder and chief overseer~

GRAMMERS BATES:
Aka: Head Mistress/Dominatrix
(she looks good in leather....really)~

AUNTEE RATCHET:
Resident Mortician and Arts/Crafts~

UNCLE RASPUTIN:
Resident Security and Fence-line upkeep
and...well..we don't talk about the rest~

SCHOOL PHOTOGRAPHER & TOE-TAGGER:
*We don't know his name, he just showed up
one day and we decided to keep him.

Mind you, it's not easy taking the little
ankle-biters photos unless you are willing to
wave a bloody hand at them to keep
their attention.
But, he don't seem to mind openning a vein~


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Please use the top bar to visit the photo pages.
We'll keep adding to them as often as we can catch em'.