The Enema Is Upon Us!
I don't want to offend anyone who claims
to have been abducted and anally probed!

In fact I do think belief that aliens exist
just makes common sense, it's just that, me being
the crack-pot I am, I can't help the comedic element
so blatanly here to work with.

I mean, just WHAT is it they expect to
find all the way up there?

It's not helpful when the media
insists on presenting this kind of image for the
person who claims it's happened to them.

But (butt) Holy Moses - you ever listen
to the folks that make it onto the radio with stories?
They DO sound like this guy...LOL!

Did you know, that one of the Hollywood legends about
the talking horse: Mr. ED, was that the way they
got him to move his mouth and lips the way he did,
was that a stage hand was behind him poking his butt with a carrott.

-same principle-

Uh......let's not even GO there!

Well Buckaroos-
it is time for Comm. Cody and his faithful, whatever,
Belos to sign off the air now!
So play safe, and practice that clinching!

-The End-

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