John Edward in 6th season South Park!
Now out on DVD!
Inspiration strikes in the place,
you least thought of :)

I am a HUGE South Park fan, and hope you are too.
I enjoy the way they tackle the serious and the
overly-obvious, with such witty satire.
Soooooooooooooo
when they dedicated an episode to
this monkey pud, not only did I
love it...I felt overjoyed~
For, in their usual manner and flair
they had captured my feelings in a way
I felt I could never equally express.

Please enjoy these out-takes from the show.
-know it-learn it-live it-

****After Stan’s friend makes a big change
****following his encounter with Edward on the
****show, Stan shows up at Edward’s home~



Stan: Hey uh, I need to ask you a big favor.
You, you did a reading on my best friend and uh,
well you kind of messed him up.

(John Edward): Oh…. The John Edward show is not liable for
opinions and materials given for entertainment purposes only.

Stan: Look, all I need you to do is just talk to him and tell him,
you know, the whole talking to dead people,
isn't for real.

(John Edward): Maybe it is for real.

Stan: Right, but it's not. It's a trick you do
and I need you to just let my friend Kyle
know that so he can go on with his life.

(John Edward): Look, people have the right to be skeptical.
I really hear voices in my head.

Stan: Yes. We all hear voices in our heads.
It's called "intuition."
Get over yourself and tell
my friend it's just for fun.

(John Edward): Look, what I do doesn't hurt anybody.
I give people closure and help them cope with life.

Stan: No, you give them false hope and a
belief in something that isn't real.

(John Edward): But I'm a psychic.

Stan: No dude, you're a douche.

(John Edward): I'm not a douche!
What if I really believe that dead
people talk to me?

Stan: Then you're a stupid douche

(John Edward): I think I've had of your bullying me!
Get out of my house or I'll runs upstairs,
lock myself in my panic room and call the police!



****After other confrontations, Edward
****challenges Stan to a “Psychic Showdown”
****on his Passing Gas, uh….I mean…
****”Crossing Over” Tv show



-The John Edward studio-
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's "Psychic Showdown."
Here are John Edward, and Stan Marsh.

(John Edward): Alright, asshole! I know you're here to try to
throw me off, so go ahead. Give me
your best shot!

Stan: No, I don't wanna talk to you.
I wanna talk to the audience.

(John Edward): Wah-why?

Stan: You see, I learned something today.
At first I thought you were all stupid,
listening to this douche's advice, but now I understand
that you're all here because you're scared.
You're scared of death, and he offers you some kind of
understanding. You all want to believe in it so much, I know you do.
You find comfort in the thought that your
loved ones are floating around trying to talk to you,
but think about it: Is that really what you want?
To just be floating around after you die,
having to talk to this asshole?
We need to recognize this stuff for what it is:
magic tricks.
Because whatever's really going on in life
and in death is much more amazing than this douche.

(John Edward): But I do have a special power! I know I do!

Stan: There's nothing special about you, dude.
Get over yourself.

(John Edward): God-dammit, I'm special!

Gothic-Iowegian Proudly Presents
The Coveted Golden Douche To:

JOHN EDWARD



WHADDA DOUCHE!